Knarfy's Terrible PvP

Version 1.0.1 (INITIAL RELEASE)

New

• First release of Terrible PVP on Fabric for Minecraft 26.1.2 — a kit of ridiculous PvP tools designed to make fights chaotic and very funny
• Custom weapons & gear — Comically Large Rubber Chicken (squeaky melee), Obligatory Frying Pan (every hit crits), Stale Baguette (25 damage, 10 durability), Sharpened Dripstone (throwable, trident-style pose), and a full set of Plot Armor that grows stronger with every chat message you send
• Damage Dice — throw the item, watch it tumble, then right-click the resulting dice mob to consume it for a Strength buff based on the face it landed on (1–6)
• Portable Void — right-click to swap places with a random nearby entity; gamerule to make it ignore hostile mobs
• Insta Gapple Slice — quick snack, quick heal
• Sharpened Dripstone enchantments — Explosive (boom) and Swarming (one shot becomes many)
• Three projectile variants — base, Explosive, and Swarming sharpened dripstone, each with their own throw-and-shatter behavior
• Three custom mobs — Angry Chicken (with glowing red eyes when angry), the rolling Damage Dice mob, and the walking Dripstone Minion
• Grandma Mode effect — slows you down, weakens your jumps, hands you Grandma's Walker in the offhand, and plays a custom shuffle animation in both 1st and 3rd person. Available as a 1-minute drinkable potion, a 30-second splash, a lingering cloud, and a 10-second tipped arrow
• Match management commands — /pvp start and /pvp stop run a full PvP match with the kit, lives system, and tagging; /pvp tag <player> custom_items|vanilla_items flags a kit; /kit pvp_items <player> and /kit vanilla_items <player> hand out a kit directly. /pvp start enables keep_inventory and the Portable Void hostile-mob filter automatically so matches don't dump kits on death or get hijacked by passing zombies
• Custom items kit includes a bow and 64 Grandma Mode tipped arrows alongside the rest of the loadout
• Lives system — /lives setup, /lives off, /lives set <player> <count>, /lives reset <player> for last-stand–style elimination matches, with an on-screen heart/skull HUD
• Four gamerules — pvp:spam_throwable_dripstone (no throw cooldown), pvp:spam_dice (let dice Strength stack), pvp:void_ignores_hostile_mobs, and pvp:player_life_system
• Custom advancements — a full tree of unlocks for every weapon, mob, and interaction in the mod
• Brewing recipes — turn an awkward potion into Grandma's brew with the right ingredient