Goat Pack

Initial release!

The goats have spoken, and they demanded optimization, particles, and a minimap they’ll never use. This modpack is built for performance, visual flair, and general goat-fueled chaos, all without losing that familiar vanilla vibe.

What’s inside this glorious hay bale:

• No shaders. Why? Because goats don’t need RTX to see danger.
• A herd of optimization mods. Sodium, Lithium, Goat Fuel, you name it. This pack runs smoother than a goat on ice.
• A better UI. Clean menus, better tooltips, and inventory screens that don’t cause rage.
• Essential mod included. Invite your friends, even if they don’t know what RAM is.
• Xaero’s Minimap & World Map. For when you wander off, forget where home is, and pretend it’s “part of the adventure.”
• Visual animations galore. Hit stuff? It splashes. Walk around? It moves. Break a block? Particles.
• Culling. Yes, we remove things you’re not looking at.
• More culling. Seriously. So much culling. If you blink, we cull that too.
• A carefully curated mess of resource packs that make everything slightly better — and your FPS none the worse.
• A whole storm of particles. Rain? Splash. Torch? Sparkle. Sneezing goat? Confetti. Probably.

Known Issues:

• May cause spontaneous love for your frame rate.
• Goats occasionally assert dominance by climbing on everything. Working as intended.
• No actual goats included. Yet.

Got ideas, bugs, or just want to complain about how goats are taking over your game? Let us know! We might not fix it, but we’ll definitely laugh. Or cry. Probably both.