🗡️ Sneak Enchant

Crouch once, enchant everything. No table, no lapis, no rules.

Every time you sneak, your entire inventory takes a gamble at the enchanting table — hotbar, backpack, armor, even your offhand. One crouch, one roll of chaos per item.

✨ What it does

• Sneak once and every item you're carrying gets a random enchantment.
• Roll the same enchantment again on an item? It doesn't reset — it levels up. Sharpness I becomes II, then III, then... however high your luck takes you. No cap.
• Zero compatibility rules. Sharpness on a hoe. Silk Touch on a sword. Depth Strider on a helmet. If the dice say so, it happens.
• No XP cost. No mesa, no libros, no beacon of your enchanting table's dignity — just crouch.
• Fires once per sneak (not every tick while you're holding shift), so it won't spam your inventory into oblivion.

🎒 What gets enchanted

That's 41 items rolling dice at once. Good luck.

📦 Compatibility

Works from 1.20 all the way to 26.2, including the two oldest point releases (1.20 / 1.20.1) via a fallback mechanism, since Minecraft didn't have /random or function macros back then yet.

Mace enchantments (density, breach, wind_burst) don't exist before 1.21 — rolling one on older versions is just a blank turn, nothing breaks.

🚀 Installation

1. Download the .zip below.
2. Drop it into your world's datapacks folder (.minecraft/saves/<world>/datapacks/), or add it server-side.
3. Run /reload if the world's already open.
4. Crouch.

⚠️ Heads up

• Enchant levels have no ceiling. This is a feature, not a bug — if you want a tamer experience, this pack is intentionally the unhinged one.
• Enchantments can land anywhere regardless of what makes sense. That's the whole point.