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Earwax

Earwax

EarWaxers is a silly Fabric mod where pressing P on a stick or blaze rod “cleans” your ear and leaves edible earwax on the tip (hurting you in the process, and lighting you on fire if it’s a blaze rod). Cook that wax through burnt, crispy, very crispy, a

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Compatibility

Minecraft: Java Edition

1.21.11

Platforms

Supported environments

Client and server

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Licensed ARR
Published 2 days ago

Earwax

A silly Fabric joke mod for Minecraft focused on one highly questionable material: earwax.

What it does

Press P while holding a stick or blaze rod to put earwax on the tip. It hurts (armor-piercing damage), and blaze rods also set you on fire for a few seconds. The result is edible food that gives the stick or rod back when eaten. You can cook earwax items through a full progression: Earwax → Burnt → Very Burnt → Crispy → Very Crispy → Heavenly (for both stick and blaze rod versions) Later stages get stronger side effects when eaten:

  • Crispy sets you on fire
  • Very Crispy explodes you
  • Heavenly gives Levitation 255 for 5 seconds Craft scrap Earwax off any earwax stick/rod in a crafting table (you get the stick/rod back), eat it as-is, or craft 4 Earwax into an Earwax Block. The block can be placed, sinks under you like soft goo, can suffocate you, and can be right-clicked to take bites like cake. Includes a creative tab and an Earwax Adventures advancement tab covering the earwax journey.

Purpose

This is a humor / novelty mod. It does not add serious progression, combat power, or survival utility—just gross jokes, weird food, and pointless achievements.