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Thank YOU for choosing US here on Modrinth! We are a Self-Hosted Minecraft Network running on a repurposed Lenovo PC, containing both a Factions and Sandbox Minecraft Server that both have fun QoL features!

Not only do we have Equal Java & Bedrock Crossplay, we have a Lovely Community & a Shop Area for anyone to build and trade in! Please take the time to read Our Description and why YOU should Join!...

Server Info:

• Our IP: satire.linuxoz.net
• Our Port: 19132
• Our Discord: discord.gg/7sBaAsgDCs

Social Links:

• TikTok: @faizan.hussein.hussein
• YouTube: @faizan.hussein.hussein

Unique Features:

• Ping Compensation System so higher ping = more buffs in gameplay!
• Any Version from 1.13 onwards can join! (26.3 is unstable, read down below)
• Faction PvP Arena with a Seating Area!
• A Working Bounty System to Earn Money from Killing Players!
• A Faction Manhunt Feature for added fun & rewards!
• Discord <--> Minecraft Chat Integration & Rank Syncing!
• Friends & Parties System across the Whole Network!
• Community Crop Farms, XP Farms, Enchanting Tables, Chests, Ender Chests & more at Spawn!
• Custom Music Discs from YouTube & SoundCloud! (Requires Voice Chat)
• 24/7 with Equal Java & Bedrock Crossplay!
• Vaults to contain extra items securely!
• Chatting without any restrictions from Mojang!
• An AFK Pool at Spawn to Earn Extra Cash In!
• Bedrock & Discord Voice Chat! (Simple Voice Chat)
• Armour Stands with Arms! (for Swords, Pickaxes, Shields etc.)
• Custom Enchants & Tools such as Veinminer & Drill Pickaxes/Shovels!
• Faster Happy Ghasts for All!
• Crawling & Sitting on Stairs, People, Slabs & more!
• Your Own Personal Plot with Guns & Blood! (Sandbox)
• Visiting Other People's Plots Feature! (Sandbox)
• World Resetting System! (Factions)
• Java + Bedrock Anti-Cheat & Anti-Xray!
• Extra Network Optimisations for the best stability!
• ...and much more! :D

Why YOU should join!

• By joining our server and sharing it online, you are helping to keep this network alive and preventing this Lenovo PC to go to neglect & disrepair! As well as that, it costs me a lot of money to run because of electricity costs so every bit of support, whether it be a simple join daily, a promotion or a donation assists and motivates me into working even more harder! We also try not to be Pay 2 Win, so please understand!

• Our Server has noticeably a huge amount of plugins and features. Many require daily maintenance which in return requires me to update & edit configurations depending on the community's verdict. Also, don't forget the random bugs that pop up out of nowhere and force me to fix! My point is that there is no point of doing all this if there isn't an audience to understand and support me. So please, join. That's the bare minimum you could do to help.

Special Commands:

• /rtp command/UI with the ability to randomly teleport to a specific biome!
• /faction UI with a Faction Chest, Depositing, Leaderboard, etc!
• /bot command to spawn and customise a PvP Practice Bot!
• /discord command to link and to customise the Discord <--> Minecraft Bridge!
• /market functionality to Order and Deliver Items with a Fluctuating Economy!
• /ah command to open the Auction House!
• /shop command for Physical Shops!
• /trade command for a safe way to trade items!
• /svg for Bedrock Voice Chat!
• /dvc for Discord Voice Chat!
• ...and the basics like /msg, /tpa, /mail & more! :)

VC Websites (for Bedrock):

• Factions: stfvoice.linuxoz.net
• Sandbox: stsvoice.linuxoz.net

Extra Information:

System Specifications:

• Lenovo v520s (2017),
• Devuan Linux (OpenRC w/ Docker),
• Intel Core i5-7500,
• 24GB DDR4 RAM,
• Doas instead of Sudo,
• Smol SSD. :(

Minecraft Specifications:

• Velocity Proxy w/ 3 PaperMC Servers (Factions, Sandbox and Lobby),
• Docker Compose.yml,
• Rank Syncing across all 3 servers,
• Caddy for the VC Websites (via Docker),
• Port Forwarding for Voice Chat, Bedrock & Java, Website Hosting,
• Hosted in the United Kingdom,
• And finally, the usage of FreeDNS for the IP/Website!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs):

Q. Can I join with a Cracked Minecraft Launcher/Account?

A. No, the proxy is STRICTLY meant for Authentic Java/Bedrock Accounts only.

Q. Are any Hacked/Modded Clients allowed?

A. Fabric, Quilt & other Mod Loaders are 100% permitted as long as you DON'T use mods such as Mouse Tweaks, Auto Totem, etc. However, older versions of Forge and Hacking Clients such as Meteor & Anubis are NOT allowed and may not even allow YOU to join.

Q. Will 26.3 support come around anytime soon?

A. 26.3 support is out of MY control, that is up to the ViaVersion devs to fix, in the meanwhile I'll see what I can do. Upgrade to 1.21.11 is coming soon though!...

Please do join our server, WE are always active and it will be greatly appreciated! First 15 Active Players will also get the Highest Rank on the entire network!