七律·悼青岛宿管翁

暑气蒸腾六月中，

空囊老人守学宫。

空调未许荫寒士，

热浪偏能噬倦翁。

稚子犹期慈父返，

猫儿尚待晚粮充。

人间多少凄凉事，

尽在炎凉一扇风。

张师傅死于高温，不属于意外，属于常规流程中出现的自然损耗。

地点是校门口那间铁皮屋，配备床铺一张、电扇三台、猫若干。窗封得很好，保温性能一流。电扇也尽职尽责，只是把热风打成了漩涡，让人死得更慢一些。算得上温柔。

张师傅守校多年，无编制、无社保、无记录，像某种幽灵。平日里扫地、巡夜、给猫喂饭。他说他喜欢猫。猫从不拖欠工资，也不讲仁爱。

床下是他从毕业生堆里捡来的新棉鞋，吊牌没撕，旁边一件蓝棉袄，袖子长过手背。他总念叨：“留着过冬。”如今东西还在，人提前避了暑。

最后有人见他时，他在煮挂面，说食堂贵。水烧得翻滚，屋子蒸得像灌汤包。他擦汗时说：“等发了工资，带三花去看病。”工资没发，三花眼烂得像被生活打过一拳。

他死的时候猫都还活着，算是一种平衡。

那天刚好是毕业典礼，校长在空调礼堂里致辞，讲到“仁爱精神是校园的根脉”。底下掌声雷动，像是有人真的听见了什么。有人拿着矿泉水、穿着学士服，感动得快哭了。

通知发得很快，“对张师傅的不幸离世深表惋惜”“已成立调查小组”“正积极协调善后”。然后人群松了一口气，毕竟“事情已经处理了”。

张师傅没留下遗书。他不擅长文字表达，只会在晚上的时候坐在屋前，剥两瓣蒜，逗逗猫，等气温从39℃降到38℃。他大概不知道自己也成了教育的一部分，一段案例，一个“需要吸取的教训”。

听说学校后来在宣传栏贴了他的照片，还配了一句：“平凡岗位上的坚守者”。

确实坚守，坚守到了死。

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What is pseudo-localization?

Imagine trying to read Shakespeare, but every third letter has been replaced by a random symbol. That's pseudo-localization for you! It's the art of transforming your regular text into something that looks like it's from another planet—Mars, perhaps.

The Benefits:

Bug Buster: It helps developers catch those pesky layout bugs. Because nothing says "fix me" like text overflowing everywhere.
Universal Translator: It’s like having a universal translator… that doesn’t actually translate. It prepares your software for the diverse world of real languages.
Stress Tester: It tests the strength of your user interface. If your UI can survive pseudo-localization, it can survive anything. Unlike Zenless Zone Zero, a video game from Mihoyo. It failed in this challenge, unfortunately.

Another note:

Developer's Nightmare: "Did the cat walk across your keyboard?" "Nope, just some pseudo-localization magic."
User's Perspective: "Is this the secret language of coders?" "Well, sort of. If coders were aliens."
The Silent Hero: "Why does this gibberish matter?" "Because it's secretly saving your app from a thousand tiny bugs."

In summary, pseudo-localization is like giving your software a wild, nonsensical workout to ensure it’s ready for the real world. It's an invaluable tool in the developer's toolkit, disguised as an alien script. And remember, if you can read pseudo-localized text without going cross-eyed, you’re practically a superhero in the tech world.

(written by Microsoft Copilot)

For more information about pseudolocalization,you can visit https://learn.microsoft.com/globalization/methodology/pseudolocalization.

For Chinese users,there is also a readable article written Simplified Chinese.bilibili cv18226873

How can I do with this pack?

- Test your custom fonts in an international multilingual environment.
- Locate a translation string easily by locating the unique Hash ID.
- Match your pseudolocalizated Windows Builds
- Just for fun
- (No Hash-ID Spy included)

Bugs & Ideas

Github Issues Note that the author might be very busy and only have a little spare time,so the problem might not be seen by the author timely. Also,This pack might not be updated in time.:(