Preamble

Alright, buckle up because Pure Chaos 2025 has crash-landed straight into your face. We were gonna take another year to finish everything, but patience is for the weak, so screw it—we’re dropping what we’ve got. Some of the more insane features (like Buddy’s suicidal tendencies, the Vietnam War, and Judgment Day) will have to wait, but don’t worry, this update is still an absolute fever dream, even if it's a hybrid one.

First things first—new versioning system! From now on, we’re naming releases by year (PC2025), so you’ll actually know what’s new instead of staring at numbers like a caveman. Extra updates within the year will just increment (PC2025.1), keeping it simple, because lord knows the rest of this mod isn’t. Oh, and your game will now scream at you if you’re using an outdated version, so don’t come crying to us when your world implodes because you ignored the update.

Now, what’s in this update? Biomes. A LOT of biomes. We’ve got Buffalo Lake (majestic as hell), Dream Biome (expect the unexpected), and Fortnite Biome (don’t ask, just suffer). Also, Fun Land, Heaven or Hell, Easter, and Puffs Biome, because why not? Balancing them? We tried. Then unbalanced everything. Again. Enjoy the mess. (…next version will be even crazier!)

Need more chaos? We got you. The “/event” command lets you manually ruin your day. Wanna summon Stalin to redistribute your loot? Communism Event. Feeling a little backed up? Constipation Event yeets you into orbit if you try to take a dump. And, for all you sadists, you can now kidnap players and send them to Poland with the Mobnapper. Yes, it works on mobs. Yes, this is absolutely broken. No, we’re not fixing it.

HUD overlays? Oh yeah, we went stupid with those. The Rizz Bar. The Speedometer. The Arthritis Meter (because your suffering fuels us). If you ever wanted to track your thirst, healthiness, or whether or not you’re getting rizzed up mid-fight, now you can. Also, you can turn off the Vine Boom after every three jumps, because even we have limits.

Anyway, ticks exist. Walk through grass without armor? Enjoy Lyme disease. If that’s not enough, we added Schizophrenia, a Virus system, and the ability to piss in bottles. No, we’re not explaining further.

So go, embrace the madness. Test your limits. Rage. Laugh. Ask yourself why you’re still playing this mod. And when you inevitably have a story about how your entire world got obliterated by something incredibly stupid, send it our way—we thrive on suffering.

Welcome to Pure Chaos 2025.

Release PC2025:

• Updated to NeoForge 1.21.1
• Made the Captcha GUI-based in multiplayer as well
• Added new biomes (Buffalo Lake, Dream Biome, Fortnite Biome, Fun Land, Heaven or Hell, Easter, Puffs Biome)
• Made the cursed dogs rideable and much faster
• Added Internet Explorer block
• Added Discord plant (it drops a ping when you break it)
• Made the corrupt staff actually shoot the fireball (instead of just spawning it) and gave it durability and a cooldown
• Made mobs spawn in the biomes with custom dirt
• Balanced the biomes (again, but this time there is now variety instead of just one single biome being dominant, also got rid of vanilla biomes, this is really me just experimenting and seeing what works, however next version will be much better!)
• Unbalanced the entities (since the biomes were empty)
• Muted AEntity
• Added a gamerule to stop the vine boom after every 3 jumps (noJumpVineBoom)
• Renamed and changed the creative tab icon
• Dirt sword now gives the effect sick on hit to the entity
• Fixed the captcha not working when placing a block
• Removed the "Ciaoa" dimension
• Removed "Igla"
• Removed "Deek"
• Halved the evil josip's spawn weight (they were taking over the world)
• Made Stalin attack players and take some of their items with each attack
• Added Mobnapper (yes you can kidnap players too with this; players are sent to poland while they're kidnapped)
• Added "Moyai" block
• Made some announcement texts in chat stylized
• Added Events (you can use the “/event” command to start them)
  • Communism - in short, stalin spawns and takes your items
  • Constipation - while you are constipated, if you try to shit, you will just get launched into the air, this can either be set off randomly or because of eating dry foods if your healthiness is ≤50%
  • Meteors - this was in the previous release too, but is now more stable and managed by the handler
• Added IHOs (Intergrated HUD Overlays)
  • Rizz Bar
  • Thirst bar
  • Speedometer
  • Healthiness bar
  • Arthritis
• Animated "Glow"
• Added Radioactive Candy
• Added the option to teleport other players to the backrooms using /backrooms
• Changed the default mobCapMultiplier value to 10 (old: 15)
• Added Lobotomy (Basically, if you hold right click with the icepick you will lobotomize yourself, if you punch someone with the icepick you will lobotomize them, also it’s VERY annoying.)
• AK47 finally works properly
• Added “/dev” (which just makes the game way less annoying so we can do our testing)
• If you have ancient debris in your inventory the IRS will come after you
• Added Schizophrenia (similar to the lobotomy, you get it only if your sanity is below 25, it makes u hear and see things that aren't there)
• If u hold shift while holding a glass bottle, and you arent pointing at a source block, you will piss in the bottle.
• Added Virus (basically, infected entities and players can infect other entities up to a 5x5x5 block radius when they cough or a 15x15x15 radius when they sneeze. The first infection happens when a player eats the sussy sus stew.) UNFINISHED
• Now playing the “he’s dead” sound effect when a player dies
• Added “Susic” music disc (its a sus story)
• If you’re holding a water bucket (to try to mlg presumably) and fall more than 8 blocks and also take damage, the game will tell everyone you failed an mlg.
• Added Ticks (if you walk in tall grass without a chestplate you have a 10% chance to get one, if it stays on you too long you will get lyme disease)
• Added Lebron James nextbot (just chases u around and plays you are my sunshine)
• Added Karma (this is a number that goes up and down based on the actions you do in-game, in dire situations, you can donate items to the IRS to get up your karma if you do not have any other choice; /karma if you want to modify it manually)
• Added Update Warnings (if your pure chaos is outdated it will warn you on startup, this is bc apparently ppl still download old versions such as 1.18.2)
• Added Balloon (idk its js a balloon that tries to kill you)
• Improved the “I need more boolets”
• Updated the Panorama
• Added more splash texts
• Overwrote most of the localization (good luck trying to find stuff 😊)
• Added Sane effect (it disables your sanity)
• Holding the totem of among us now gives u the sane effect
• Meteors are now visible (kinda), and also fixed some bugs with them.
• Improvements to the code and some optimizations (WHAAT, OPTIMIZATIONS????)