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laowu meme

A Minecraft meme mod about cats! When a cat named Laowu (老吴) gets close to any other cat, they lock eyes, bump heads with mirrored head-tilts, arch their backs, grow bigger, and a random BGM starts playing. Right-click either cat to break it up and they walk away naturally. Works in singleplayer and multiplayer — the server is authoritative, so every player sees the exact same thing.

Features

• A cat named "Laowu" + any cat within 6 blocks → they walk together, face each other, mirrored head-tilt + arched-back hissing pose + size boost
• Randomly plays one of the selected BGMs (audible within 16 blocks)
• Right-click either cat to break them up; they walk off naturally
• The broken-up pair won't retrigger for 3 minutes
• Milkcat reskin: name any cat "奶猫" (Milkcat) to swap its texture to a cute yellow cartoon cat (same skin for all coat colors, adults only)
• Shovel flatten: right-click a cat with any shovel to flatten it into a "干" shape (body squashed, legs splayed) — it pops back after 8 seconds; also cancels any active head-bump pairing

Maodie Cat (multi-block structure)

There's a second feature: Maodie Cat (耄耋). Build a wall structure from any wood-type blocks (oak, spruce, birch, jungle, acacia, dark oak, cherry, mangrove, warped, etc. — mixing is fine), and a nearby cat named Maodie will be summoned to sit on its seat. While seated, the cat hisses on loop when a player is within 5 blocks and turns its head to track the nearest player. Breaking the structure releases it.

How it works

• Once the structure is detected, the server finds a cat named Maodie within 10 blocks, teleports it onto the anchor stair top and makes it sit (AI not frozen).
• Seated cat: player within 5 blocks → looping hiss sound (maodie.ogg, audible within 16 blocks with natural falloff); the cat tracks the nearest player with its head. Stops when you leave the range.
• Breaking any part of the structure (especially the anchor stair) → releases the cat; it stands up and walks away.
• Name-based reskin: any cat named Maodie gets a "Hakimi-style" texture matching its own coat color (adult cats only; kittens keep vanilla textures to avoid errors). Purely client-side, name-based, independent of the structure.

Building the structure

This is a "cat house wall": lay a 6-wide (x:0–5) × 6-tall (y:0–5) vertical face on the ground, all blocks on the same z layer (1 block thick). Any wood-type blocks work (planks / stairs / trapdoors / slabs); different wood types can be mixed.

Elevation view (y top-to-bottom, x left-to-right; origin [0,0,0] is the bottom-left ground block):

y\x    0     1     2     3     4     5
 5    [ ]   [ ]   [T]   [T]   [ ]   [ ]
 4    [ ]   [S]   [T]   [S]   [S]   [ ]
 3    [T]   [T]   [ ]   [S]   [ ]   [T]
 2    [T]   [L]   [S]   [ ]   [T]   [T]
 1    [ ]   [S]   [T]   [S]   [S]   [ ]   ← anchor stair at x=4,y=1 (cat sits on top)
 0    [ ]   [T]   [P]   [P]   [T]   [ ]

Legend: S=stairs　T=trapdoor　P=planks　L=slab　[ ]=air (empty)

Block list (23 blocks total, relative to origin [0,0,0]):

Coords (x,y,z)	Block	Key state
1,0,0	Trapdoor	bottom half, open
2,0,0	Planks	—
3,0,0	Planks	—
4,0,0	Trapdoor	bottom half, open
1,1,0	Stairs	top half, straight
2,1,0	Trapdoor	top half, closed
3,1,0	Stairs	top half, straight
4,1,0	Stairs	top half, straight (anchor / cat seat)
0,2,0	Trapdoor	top half, open
1,2,0	Slab	top half
2,2,0	Stairs	top half, straight
4,2,0	Trapdoor	bottom half, open
5,2,0	Trapdoor	top half, open
0,3,0	Trapdoor	bottom half, open
1,3,0	Trapdoor	bottom half, open
3,3,0	Stairs	bottom half, straight
5,3,0	Trapdoor	top half, open
1,4,0	Stairs	bottom half, straight
2,4,0	Trapdoor	bottom half, closed
3,4,0	Stairs	bottom half, straight
4,4,0	Stairs	bottom half, straight
2,5,0	Trapdoor	bottom half, closed
3,5,0	Trapdoor	bottom half, closed

Any wood type: planks/stairs/trapdoors/slabs can be replaced with any wood variant (oak, spruce, birch, jungle, acacia, dark oak, cherry, etc.), mixed freely across positions. The mod only checks block type (a stair is a stair), not the wood species.

Lazy setup: the repo includes a Litematica schematic docs/耄耋的家.litematic — load it with the Litematica mod to place the whole structure in one go. (A black candle at [3,2,0] in the schematic is optional; the mod doesn't check it.)

Rules & tips

• Anchor stair [4,1,0]: the cat teleports to one block above it [4,2,0], sitting on the stair top (not on the trapdoor).
• Trapdoor facing is free — the mod ignores trapdoor facing when matching; but open/closed and half must match the list.
• The whole structure can be rotated 90°/180°/270° — the mod auto-detects all 4 orientations; stair facing just needs to be consistent with the structure's rotation (the mod compares rotated). Trapdoor facing still doesn't matter.
• A cat named Maodie must be within 10 blocks of the structure; the server scans every 20 ticks and summons the cat once recognized.
• Breaking any part (especially the anchor stair) → releases the cat.

Server-authoritative architecture

On multiplayer servers, the server must have this mod installed (all logic runs server-side); clients need it too for the head-tilt / size boost / hiss / music rendering. In singleplayer, one copy covers both sides automatically.

Audio

Built-in audio

The audio files (laowu2.ogg / qiliang.ogg) are not bundled in the repo — put them in src/main/resources/assets/laowu_meme/sounds/ if building from source. Must be Ogg Vorbis (MC only supports ogg); convert mp3 with ffmpeg:

ffmpeg -i input.mp3 -c:a libvorbis -q:a 4 -ar 44100 -ac 1 output.ogg

Imported audio (hot-swap at runtime)

Open the mod's config screen in-game (press Escape or via the Mods menu after triggering a meme), click "Open audio folder" to open config/laowu_meme/sounds/. Drop .ogg files in there, reopen the config screen to see and enable them — they'll join the built-in audio pool for random playback. No restart or F3+T needed.

• Imported audio must be .ogg (Ogg Vorbis) — MC won't play mp3/wav.
• Have an mp3? Convert online first ,then drop the .ogg into the folder.
• Each audio entry can be individually enabled/disabled in the config screen; the state persists to config/laowu_meme/enabled.properties across sessions.

Requirements

• mod menu(fabric)

Credits

• Cat textures from the maocraft resource pack by 一A化三哈 (Bilibili:https://space.bilibili.com/1756604526). His full set of cat coat textures is bundled as the exclusive look for "Maodie"-named cats. Thanks for the permission!

License

MIT