No Pork Chops

Halal Minecraft?!?!?!??!
NoPorkChops is a very basic mod that applies all current negative effects to you with maximum amplifiers after eating a porkchop.

Features

This is an extreme exaggeration of the prohibition of pork in Islam as it carries filth in real life deeming it as unclean.
It gives the following effects for 19 seconds at their maximum survival level with the normal ticks per second:

• Slowness: Level 4
• Mining Fatigue: Level 3
• Weakness: Level 1
• Poison: Level 2
• Wither: Level 2
• Hunger: Level 3
• Blindness: Level 1
• Darkness: Level 1
• Levitation: Level 5
• Nausea: Level 1
• Unluck: Level 3
• Bad Omen: Level 5

Versions

This mod / datapack supports all Minecraft versions. Pick out the specific mod release for your major update accordingly.

License

This mod is put under the MPL-2.0 license under weak copyleft. Feel free to use the source code in closed-source projects, however you must release modifications if you change any part in this.
Why would you even need to, though? It's extremely basic and small, and you can do it yourself.