# 💀 FunnyDeaths **Funny, configurable death messages — one jar for every server and every version.** ![Minecraft](https://img.shields.io/badge/Minecraft-1.8.9%20%E2%86%92%2026.3-blueviolet?style=for-the-badge) ![Java](https://img.shields.io/badge/Java-8%20%E2%86%92%2025-orange?style=for-the-badge) ![Version](https://img.shields.io/badge/version-2.0-informational?style=for-the-badge) ![Author](https://img.shields.io/badge/by-EscapeX-ff69b4?style=for-the-badge) *Replace boring vanilla death messages with hilarious, fully configurable ones.*

--- ## ✨ Why FunnyDeaths? Because "Player was blown up by a Creeper" deserves better. FunnyDeaths intercepts every player death, kills the vanilla message, and fires a random funny one instead — picked from messages written **for that specific death cause** (fall, fire, drowning, PvP, void…) or **for the mob that landed the killing blow** (zombie, skeleton, creeper, ghast…), with `%player%` and `%killer%` placeholders and a little particle puff at the death spot for flavour. And unlike most death-message plugins, this is a **true universal build**: the same jar runs on every Bukkit-family server from **Minecraft 1.8.9 to 26.3+**, on Java 8 through 25. --- ## 🚀 Features | | | |---|---| | 🎯 | **Cause-aware messages** — separate message pools per damage cause (`FALL`, `FIRE`, `DROWNING`, `ENTITY_ATTACK`, …) | | 🧟 | **Mob-aware messages** — a dedicated pool per killer mob (`ZOMBIE`, `CREEPER`, `GHAST`, `WITHER_SKELETON`, …) | | 🎲 | **Random picks** with generic fallbacks, so a death is never message-less | | 🎨 | **Colour codes** — `&` codes, § codes and `&#RRGGBB` hex colours on 1.16+ | | 🧩 | **Your config survives** — same `config.yml` name, same keys, same messages | | 🪶 | **Lightweight** — zero dependencies, no config migration, no database | | 🖥️ | **Admin friendly** — `/fd toggle`, `/fd reload`, one `funnydeath.admin` permission | | 🌐 | **Network-wide** — optional companion plugin for Velocity / Waterfall broadcasts the message to the whole network | | 🔮 | **Future proof** — reflective version handling keeps it working on versions that don't exist yet | --- ## 🧱 Supported Platforms **One jar, all of them:** Bukkit · CraftBukkit · Spigot · **Paper** · **Folia** · **Purpur** · **Leaves** · **Pufferfish** · **Arclight** · and any other Spigot/Paper fork. | Server software | Supported | Notes | |:---|:---:|:---| | CraftBukkit / Spigot | ✅ | 1.8.9 → 26.3+ | | Paper / Paper forks | ✅ | incl. **Folia** (region-safe scheduling), **Purpur**, **Leaves**, **Pufferfish**, **Arclight** | | Bukkit | ✅ | 1.8.9 → 26.3+ | | Velocity (proxy) | ✅ | companion jar, clients 1.8.9 → 26.3+ | | Waterfall / BungeeCord | ✅ | companion jar, clients 1.8.9 → 26.3+ | > Mojang's **vanilla** server cannot load plugins at all, so no plugin — this one included — > can customise death messages there. Install Paper, Spigot or Folia instead. --- ## 📥 Installation 1. Download the jar for your loader from `by-loader/`: `FunnyDeaths-1.8.9-26.3-Paper.jar`, `…-Folia.jar`, `…-Spigot.jar`, … (all identical, pick the name that matches your server). 2. Drop it into your server's `plugins/` folder. 3. Restart. Done — `config.yml` is created automatically with all messages. 4. *(Optional, for proxy networks)* put `FunnyDeaths-1.8.9-26.3-Velocity.jar` in your Velocity `plugins/` folder, or `FunnyDeaths-1.8.9-26.3-Waterfall.jar` in Waterfall's. Death messages are then broadcast to the whole network instead of one server. ```bash # typical layout server/plugins/FunnyDeaths-1.8.9-26.3-Paper.jar proxy/plugins/FunnyDeaths-1.8.9-26.3-Velocity.jar ``` No dependencies. No setup. Your old `config.yml` is picked up as-is. --- ## 🎮 Commands & Permissions | Command | Description | Permission | |:---|:---|:---| | `/fd toggle` | Toggle the plugin on/off | `funnydeath.admin` | | `/fd toggle on` \| `off` | Set the state explicitly | `funnydeath.admin` | | `/fd reload` | Reload `config.yml` without restarting | `funnydeath.admin` | `funnydeath.admin` defaults to **OP**. Tab completion is included. --- ## ⚙️ Configuration ```yaml # Plugin settings enabled: true # Used when no specific cause or mob matches generic-messages: - "&c%player% &7forgot how to breathe!" - "&c%player% &7uninstalled life.exe!" - "&#FFA500%player% &7learned about gravity the hard way!" # hex on 1.16+ # Messages per damage cause damage-causes: FALL: - "&c%player% &7discovered gravity... it works!" ENTITY_ATTACK: - "&c%player% &7was deleted by &e%killer%&7!" # Messages per killer mob mob-messages: CREEPER: - "&c%player% &7hugged a creeper... BOOM!" GHAST: - "&c%player% &7played cricket with ghast... and lost!" ```

Placeholders & colour codes

| Placeholder | Replaced with | |:---|:---| | `%player%` | the player who died | | `%killer%` | the player who killed them (omitted lines keep working) | | Code | Works on | |:---|:---| | `&c` `&7` `&l` … | every version | | `&#RRGGBB` | 1.16 and newer |

Old names still work on new servers

Config keys written for an old server keep working on a new one, and vice versa — `PIG_ZOMBIE`/`ZOMBIFIED_PIGLIN`, `MUSHROOM_COW`/`MOOSHROOM`, `SNOWMAN`/`SNOW_GOLEM`, `LAVA`/`HOT_FLOOR`, `EXPLOSION`/`BLOCK_EXPLOSION` are resolved automatically. Unknown keys are logged as a warning instead of breaking your config.

--- ## 🌐 Network-wide death messages (proxy) The proxy companions use the internal `funnydeaths` plugin-message channel, discovered automatically — no configuration needed: ```text Backend server (Paper/Folia/Spigot/…) ──plugin message──▶ Velocity / Waterfall │ broadcasts to the whole network ``` If no companion proxy plugin is installed, the backend simply broadcasts locally, exactly like a standalone server. --- ## ❓ FAQ

Really the same jar on 1.8.9 and 26.3?

Yes. It is compiled against the 1.8.8 Bukkit API with Java 8 bytecode, and every version-sensitive API (particles, killer lookup, scheduler, entity and damage-cause renames) is resolved reflectively at runtime. The build is verified by recompiling the identical source against the newest API (26.3) in CI-style checks.

Folia / Leaves?

Fully supported — the plugin detects regionised servers and switches from the legacy Bukkit scheduler to the entity/global region scheduler automatically.

Will it conflict with another death-message plugin?

Both plugins would try to override the death message; only one should be active at a time.

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**Made with 💀 by EscapeX** · `com.escapex.funnydeaths` · version 2.0 *Death never sounded this funny.*

--- ## 📬 Contact & Support | | | |---|---| | 📧 **Email** | businessxescape@gmail.com | | 💬 **Discord** | https://discord.com/invite/YCxYeyEzCE | | 💖 **Support / Donate** | https://razorpay.me/@kulwantsingh | Website: intentionally not linked — ask the owner before using this project (see [LICENSE.txt](https://github.com/EscapeXMc/funnydeaths/blob/main/LICENSE.txt)).

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