Jobless 1.0.0
on Jun 13, 2025📦 Changelog
[1.0.0] - The First (Unpaid) Day
Released: 🎉 First public release of Jobless
🚫 Features That Make You Unhireable
- 👻 Automatic censorship of j*b-related words (like
resume
,career
,application
, and other corporate nightmares) - 📝 Customizable censorship style (e.g.
J*b
,C🕳reer
,R\*sume
) - 🔧 Fully configurable word list and format via config
- 🌐 Support for fetching custom spooky words from external URLs
- ⏰ Optional periodic updates of external word lists (for when capitalism evolves)
- 🎭 MiniMessage support for beautiful, yet terrifying censorship
- ✅ Lightweight, no dependencies — just pure unemployment
☠️ Stay tuned for:
- ✨ More cursed words
- 🌍 Community-contributed horrors
- 🔌 Integration with other fear-based plugins (like anti-LinkedIn)
You're not getting hired. And that's a feature.