Imagine.

Imagine for a second that all of the following textures (minus their internal names; grammaticized) make up your world (among other unlisted ones) Bedrock. Cobblestone. Crafting Table Front. Crafting Table Side. Crafting Table Top. Crying Obsidian. Dark Oak Planks. Dirt. Grass Block Top. Netherite Block. Netherrack. Obsidian. Spruce Planks. Stone. Stone Bricks. Tuff. Now, I want you to imagine that all of the blocks I listed have a cute cartoon smiley face. Perfect for if you're lonely. Now...

What do the blocks look like?

Well, I wanted to keep it a secret in order to give you a pleasant surprise that would either shock you or put a smile on your face because of the absurdity, but the regulations of this website say that I can't. I suppose I cannot hide it for any longer. Go to the gallery and look at the screenshots I posted!

So tell me, why did you make all of the textures offset at random angles?

Please... The brick texture is misaligned, the creaking mob is asymmetrical, creative projects are meant to be a leisurely activity! One day, you'll feel tired of making your Minecraft builds perfect all the time, and counting down all the resources needed (seriously, I thought math was an at-school thing only), and I can tell you firsthand I've felt that same exact feeling! Fix it by intentionally making a build asymmetrical. It doesn't have to be perfect if you still know damn well what it is! Live a little!